Too Pretty to Hide: Discreet Vibrators That Look Like Decor

Most toys are designed to be hidden. They live at the back of a drawer, wrapped in a sock, praying nobody goes looking for spare batteries.

There's a better way: toys so pretty that nobody would guess what they are.

Why choose a discreet vibrator?

• Shared homes. Flatmates, family, the friend who stays over and borrows your charger. A toy that looks like an ornament draws no attention.
• No more hiding places. If it looks good, it can live on your nightstand or dressing table, right where you want it.
• Easy to travel with. A toy that doesn't look like a toy is far less awkward if your bag gets opened.
• It just feels nicer. Using something beautiful makes the whole thing feel more like a treat and less like a chore.

What to look for

• A shape that passes for something else. Fruit, flowers, a pebble or a lipstick are all classics.
• A colour you'd choose for your home. Soft, warm shades blend in far better than neon.
• A small, easy size. Palm-sized toys are easy to hold, easy to store and easy to pack.
• Somewhere to keep it clean. A soft pouch protects it from dust when it's not in use.
• Plain delivery. All the discretion in the world won't help if it arrives in a branded box.

Our two

Main Squeeze is a palm-sized clitoral stimulator shaped like a lemon. It looks like it belongs in the fruit bowl. Zesty on the outside, anything but sour.

Petal Pusher is a rose wand that looks like it came from a florist. Leave it in a vase and nobody will be any the wiser.

Both come in our experience boxes with a satin pouch, and every order arrives free in a plain brown box with a label that just says "AAX".